FRIENDS ONLY



hey guys. this shit's about 95% locked because i don't want the whole world up in my bidness. picspams, sharing media, fan-flailing, etc. will be public.
but i'm not picky about who i add. comment or just add me.

however, if we have no friends or communities in common, explain yourself or you can't join the party.

OH MY FUCKING GOD
I AM FUCKING LOSING IT

I got my own pump, my own meter too. Medtronic Paradigm 722. I got that clear style, looking real good, I let it hang in my pocket like a playa would.
THIS IS WHAT I THINK TO MYSELF EVERY MORNING, MORE OR LESS. only my insulin pump is black.

Nelly's got grillz in his mouth, Luda so fresh so clean, Jibb's chain hang low, JW's got a pump in his jeans.

sweet dancing jehovah, i just fucked my neck UP while stretching in bed. i was waking up from a nap and stretched my head/neck backwards, like rolling your neck while laying down, and kind of stretched my torso up a bit and momentum coming back down landed on my neck and JESUS THE PAIN i need an icepack or a hot nurse asap. also, in disbelief at own sloth for hurting myself by taking a nap.

i should also be cleaning my room, it's a goddamn mess and i have way too much clothing, and i'm gonna sort some of it out and sell it to a local second hand store (get money get paid $$$ yeah boy), but given my injury, i've found i really shouldn't strain myself and my neck feels best while supporting my head looking at pictures of dashing men in movies.

which movies? well, robert downey junior, who y'all KNOW i love, is going to be playing the leading role in a movie adaptation of sherlock holmes, and it comes out on christmas, and jude law is playing watson, and jfc hottie hotasses in period clothing.

( HERE LOOK + trailer )

and here is mooooore Inglourious Basterds cast photos with a gratuitous amount of Christoph Waltz. The last post was clearly not enough.

( various premiers, cannes, german men )

i fuckin' love oreos.

ETA i enjoy how i go from GERMAN FILM SNOBBERY ALL NIGHT to blasting joe budden. haha, i'm retarded.

robert downey junior is hot as hail and i'd let him do very rude things to me.

( FANGIRL )

nothing like 40-something men in glasses y/y.

Copypastas from Jeff!

"Leave me a comment that honestly says how you feel about me right now.

I can do both positive or negative, as long as it's honest. Feel free to make it about anything. Tell me a secret. Give me a compliment. Slam me for something. Say I'm good looking. Say I'm ugly. Express some hidden desires. Seduce me. I'm just interested to see what's all out there right now at this point in my life.

Anonymous commenting is optional for this post, but feel free to post behind a name if you so desire. I won't track your IP address."

also: i'm going to screen comments.

this is my younger sister, grace, and i. we are pretty hilarious. and short-haired.


i told her to do "frontin' hands" ahaha.

also vid. we squeak.


ps we do not look similar.

keyhole on my ribs, fucking ouch.
symbolic of protection and vulnerability. [done by kat at studio 13. i got this done about a week and a half ago but it looked too unhealed until now.]



nine birds. i like flight, lightness, and square numbers.
[done by andy at evolved yesterday.]

the birds tattoo makes me incredibly happy.

holy shit, this song makes me cry every time. it's beautiful and moving. you'll like it. listen to it.

DO IT, FAGGOTS

Leave a comment and i will give you an honest report on what i think of you. I have done this once in the past, but i am trying it again because maybe what i think of you will have changed or people who didnt reply last time will do so now.

post it in your journal too!

FUCK YES

*except for california passing proposition eight. >:[

boy meets world is the best show to ever run on television, period

and shawn hunter is the sexiest TV character everrrrrrr god i spent the entirety of the 90s with a crush on him

...also now


HELL YES

but the mattews' youngest kid morgan was such a pain in the ass.

i have trouble differentiating between left and right more than i'd like to admit.

it's weird.

:)))

aaaaaaaughrrrrrr

i am sickkkkkk
my throat (tonsils?) hurts a lotttttt

so if you were planning on making out with me any time soon, put those plans on HOLD and kiss your pillow.

or else get me some icecream so it feels better~ :D

that's pretty much it.

PEACE, GOING TO CHICAGO ALL WEEKEND WITH MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIIIIIDE WORLD.

I HOPE SUBWAYS AND LARGE SHINY BEANS ARE AS FUN AS THEY SOUND

AM CONFIDENT THAT LAURA SNYDER IS AS FUN AS SHE SOUNDS, HEY-O!


IT'S GON' BE OFF THA CHAIN

day-to-day life: dull.
no sleep. drink tea. read. drifting.
one feels like a shell.

i like internet.
sometimes i look at nude chixxxx.
read stories more, though.

i don't mind needles,
tomorrow brings more doctors:
pending survival.

lonely means less touch,
spoons and forks and high-fives
double entendre!

please like me, you fuck
i am creepy, but cute, too
one moreso, though. damn.

watched fight club today
wish i could beat people up,
abandon my crap.

my haikus lack flow
but it's one-thirty AM
please excuse tessa. 


i'm not gonna lie:
pretty good at having sex.
(same rate for napping)